Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, February 13, 202302/13/2023
Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines
“Is that Cupid’s arrow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?” “If you play your cards…
Monday, February 6, 202302/06/2023
The Judge & The Poet
Submitted by Jerry from Des Moines Two people in a park were screwing like crazy up in a tree branch.…
Monday, January 30, 202301/30/2023
Sin & Shame
What’s the difference between sin and shame? It’s a sin to stick it in and a shame to pull it…
Monday, January 23, 202301/23/2023
A Birthday Divorce
Submitted by Gus from Newton How a man got a divorce: It was his birthday, and no one said anything…
Monday, January 9, 202301/09/2023
Snowstorms
How are men and snowstorms alike? You never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it’s…
Tuesday, January 3, 202301/03/2023
Snowmen
What do snowmen use to make snowbabies? Snowballs. Why did the snowman want a divorce? Because his wife was a…
Monday, December 19, 202212/19/2022
Christmas Morning
How does Santa practice safe sex? He always wraps his package before shoving it down the chimney. Why does Santa…
Monday, December 12, 202212/12/2022
Christmas Jokes
Why do elves laugh when they run? Because the snow tickles their balls. What does Mrs. Claus get when she…
Monday, December 5, 202212/05/2022
Jingle Bells
Is your name Jingle Bells? Because you look ready to go all the way.
Monday, December 5, 202212/05/2022
Jingle All the Way
Is your name Jingle Bells? Because you look ready to go all the way.