Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, February 13, 202302/13/2023

Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines

“Is that Cupid’s arrow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?” “If you play your cards…

Monday, February 6, 202302/06/2023

The Judge & The Poet

Submitted by Jerry from Des Moines Two people in a park were screwing like crazy up in a tree branch.…

Monday, January 30, 202301/30/2023

Sin & Shame

What’s the difference between sin and shame? It’s a sin to stick it in and a shame to pull it…

Monday, January 23, 202301/23/2023

A Birthday Divorce

Submitted by Gus from Newton How a man got a divorce: It was his birthday, and no one said anything…

Monday, January 9, 202301/09/2023

Snowstorms

How are men and snowstorms alike? You never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it’s…

Tuesday, January 3, 202301/03/2023

Snowmen

What do snowmen use to make snowbabies? Snowballs. Why did the snowman want a divorce? Because his wife was a…

Monday, December 19, 202212/19/2022

Christmas Morning

How does Santa practice safe sex? He always wraps his package before shoving it down the chimney. Why does Santa…

Monday, December 12, 202212/12/2022

Christmas Jokes

Why do elves laugh when they run? Because the snow tickles their balls. What does Mrs. Claus get when she…

Monday, December 5, 202212/05/2022

Jingle Bells

Is your name Jingle Bells? Because you look ready to go all the way.  

Monday, December 5, 202212/05/2022

Jingle All the Way

Is your name Jingle Bells? Because you look ready to go all the way.