Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, November 28, 202211/28/2022
Son-In-Law
While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just…
Monday, November 21, 202211/21/2022
A Long Weekend
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he…
Monday, November 14, 202211/14/2022
Getting Home Late
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walked in. After a while, they get to talking, and…
Monday, November 7, 202211/07/2022
200 MPH
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If…
Monday, October 31, 202210/31/2022
Halloween Night
There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and…
Monday, October 24, 202210/24/2022
Ghosts
Why can’t the ghost have any children? He has a Halloweenie. Why are male ghosts attracted to female ghosts? Because…
Monday, October 17, 202210/17/2022
Halloween Jokes: Witches
Why don’t witches have babies? Their husbands have crystal balls. Why do the witches hate hanging out with the headless…
Monday, October 10, 202210/10/2022
Skeleton Dating App
What’s the most popular dating app for skeletons? The Bone Zone. How do skeletons have sex? By boning all night…
Monday, October 3, 202210/03/2022
Spaghetti
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his…
Monday, September 26, 202209/26/2022
Two Old Ladies
Two older women were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies…