Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, November 28, 202211/28/2022

Son-In-Law

While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just…

Monday, November 21, 202211/21/2022

A Long Weekend

A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he…

Monday, November 14, 202211/14/2022

Getting Home Late

A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walked in. After a while, they get to talking, and…

Monday, November 7, 202211/07/2022

200 MPH

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If…

Monday, October 31, 202210/31/2022

Halloween Night

There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and…

Monday, October 24, 202210/24/2022

Ghosts

Why can’t the ghost have any children? He has a Halloweenie. Why are male ghosts attracted to female ghosts? Because…

Monday, October 17, 202210/17/2022

Halloween Jokes: Witches

Why don’t witches have babies? Their husbands have crystal balls. Why do the witches hate hanging out with the headless…

Monday, October 10, 202210/10/2022

Skeleton Dating App

What’s the most popular dating app for skeletons? The Bone Zone. How do skeletons have sex? By boning all night…

Monday, October 3, 202210/03/2022

Spaghetti

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his…

Monday, September 26, 202209/26/2022

Two Old Ladies

Two older women were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies…