Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, October 31, 202210/31/2022
Halloween Night
There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and…
Monday, October 24, 202210/24/2022
Ghosts
Why can’t the ghost have any children? He has a Halloweenie. Why are male ghosts attracted to female ghosts? Because…
Monday, October 17, 202210/17/2022
Halloween Jokes: Witches
Why don’t witches have babies? Their husbands have crystal balls. Why do the witches hate hanging out with the headless…
Monday, October 10, 202210/10/2022
Skeleton Dating App
What’s the most popular dating app for skeletons? The Bone Zone. How do skeletons have sex? By boning all night…
Monday, October 3, 202210/03/2022
Spaghetti
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his…
Monday, September 26, 202209/26/2022
Two Old Ladies
Two older women were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies…
Monday, September 19, 202209/19/2022
Wedding Night
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her…
Monday, September 12, 202209/12/2022
The Toy
The husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years, the wife turns on the light and…
Monday, August 29, 202208/29/2022
The Pet Rooster
Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had…
Monday, August 22, 202208/22/2022
Three Wishes
A bush ranger is roaming the outback on his horse and sees a snake in his path. Rather than kill…