Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, August 15, 202208/15/2022
Bunk Beds
Two brothers, one a few years older than the other, live together and share a room. The older brother, as…
Monday, August 8, 202208/08/2022
Three Ducks
Three ducks walk into a bar. The bartender comes up to the first duck and asks, “What’s your name, and…
Monday, August 1, 202208/01/2022
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today in very difficult…
Wednesday, July 27, 202207/27/2022
Glitter
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Monday, July 25, 202207/25/2022
Getting Old
You know you’re getting old when your wife says, “Honey, let’s run upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “I…
Monday, July 18, 202207/18/2022
Whiskey
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a whiskey. The bartender says, “Single?” The guy replies, “No—happily married,…
Monday, July 11, 202207/11/2022
The Library
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small…
Monday, June 20, 202206/20/2022
A Robot’s One Night Stand
What does a robot do after a one-night stand? Nuts and bolts.
Monday, June 13, 202206/13/2022
Jewels
What did the police do to catch the naked man breaking into a safe? They grabbed him by the jewels.
Monday, June 6, 202206/06/2022
A Father’s Lesson
A dad told his son, “Stop masturbating! If you do it too much, you will go blind!” The son replied,…