Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, July 11, 202207/11/2022
The Library
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small…
Monday, June 20, 202206/20/2022
A Robot’s One Night Stand
What does a robot do after a one-night stand? Nuts and bolts.
Monday, June 13, 202206/13/2022
Jewels
What did the police do to catch the naked man breaking into a safe? They grabbed him by the jewels.
Monday, June 6, 202206/06/2022
A Father’s Lesson
A dad told his son, “Stop masturbating! If you do it too much, you will go blind!” The son replied,…
Monday, May 30, 202205/30/2022
The Whole Chicken
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Monday, May 23, 202205/23/2022
Paint
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game…
Monday, May 16, 202205/16/2022
Sex & Oxygen
How are sex and oxygen the same? You don’t care about either one until you’re not getting any.
Monday, May 9, 202205/09/2022
The Front Lawn
These two guys are carpooling home from work one day. The driver looks around, and suddenly, he points at two…
Monday, May 2, 202205/02/2022
The Pickle Slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home…
Monday, April 25, 202204/25/2022
Rhythm
There was a man named MacNamiter With a tool of prodigious diameter. But it wasn’t the size, That gave girls…