Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, July 11, 202207/11/2022

The Library

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small…

Monday, June 20, 202206/20/2022

A Robot’s One Night Stand

What does a robot do after a one-night stand? Nuts and bolts.

Monday, June 13, 202206/13/2022

Jewels

What did the police do to catch the naked man breaking into a safe? They grabbed him by the jewels.

Monday, June 6, 202206/06/2022

A Father’s Lesson

A dad told his son, “Stop masturbating! If you do it too much, you will go blind!” The son replied,…

Monday, May 30, 202205/30/2022

The Whole Chicken

What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

Monday, May 23, 202205/23/2022

Paint

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game…

Monday, May 16, 202205/16/2022

Sex & Oxygen

How are sex and oxygen the same? You don’t care about either one until you’re not getting any.

Monday, May 9, 202205/09/2022

The Front Lawn

These two guys are carpooling home from work one day. The driver looks around, and suddenly, he points at two…

Monday, May 2, 202205/02/2022

The Pickle Slicer

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home…

Monday, April 25, 202204/25/2022

Rhythm

There was a man named MacNamiter With a tool of prodigious diameter. But it wasn’t the size, That gave girls…