Dirty Joke of the Week

Wednesday, July 27, 202207/27/2022

Glitter

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!

Monday, July 25, 202207/25/2022

You know you’re getting old when your wife says, “Honey, let’s run upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “I…

Monday, July 18, 202207/18/2022

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a whiskey. The bartender says, “Single?” The guy replies, “No—happily married,…

Monday, July 11, 202207/11/2022

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small…

Monday, June 20, 202206/20/2022

What does a robot do after a one-night stand? Nuts and bolts.

Monday, June 13, 202206/13/2022

What did the police do to catch the naked man breaking into a safe? They grabbed him by the jewels.

Monday, June 6, 202206/06/2022

A dad told his son, “Stop masturbating! If you do it too much, you will go blind!” The son replied,…

Monday, May 30, 202205/30/2022

What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

Monday, May 23, 202205/23/2022

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game…

Monday, May 16, 202205/16/2022

How are sex and oxygen the same? You don’t care about either one until you’re not getting any.