Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, May 30, 202205/30/2022

The Whole Chicken

What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

Monday, May 23, 202205/23/2022

Paint

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game…

Monday, May 16, 202205/16/2022

Sex & Oxygen

How are sex and oxygen the same? You don’t care about either one until you’re not getting any.

Monday, May 9, 202205/09/2022

The Front Lawn

These two guys are carpooling home from work one day. The driver looks around, and suddenly, he points at two…

Monday, May 2, 202205/02/2022

The Pickle Slicer

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home…

Monday, April 25, 202204/25/2022

Rhythm

There was a man named MacNamiter With a tool of prodigious diameter. But it wasn’t the size, That gave girls…

Monday, April 18, 202204/18/2022

The Postman

Three women are talking about their sex lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The Dentist’ because nobody can drill…

Monday, April 11, 202204/11/2022

Keeping the Kids Out

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman…

Monday, April 4, 202204/04/2022

A Father’s Advice

A middle-aged man was talking to his elderly father. “I wanted to thank you, Dad, I remember when I was…

Monday, March 28, 202203/28/2022

Pizza

How are pizza and sex the same? No matter how bad it is, you’re still happy you got a piece.