Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, May 30, 202205/30/2022
The Whole Chicken
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Monday, May 23, 202205/23/2022
Paint
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game…
Monday, May 16, 202205/16/2022
Sex & Oxygen
How are sex and oxygen the same? You don’t care about either one until you’re not getting any.
Monday, May 9, 202205/09/2022
The Front Lawn
These two guys are carpooling home from work one day. The driver looks around, and suddenly, he points at two…
Monday, May 2, 202205/02/2022
The Pickle Slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home…
Monday, April 25, 202204/25/2022
Rhythm
There was a man named MacNamiter With a tool of prodigious diameter. But it wasn’t the size, That gave girls…
Monday, April 18, 202204/18/2022
The Postman
Three women are talking about their sex lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The Dentist’ because nobody can drill…
Monday, April 11, 202204/11/2022
Keeping the Kids Out
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman…
Monday, April 4, 202204/04/2022
A Father’s Advice
A middle-aged man was talking to his elderly father. “I wanted to thank you, Dad, I remember when I was…
Monday, March 28, 202203/28/2022
Pizza
How are pizza and sex the same? No matter how bad it is, you’re still happy you got a piece.