Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, March 21, 202203/21/2022

The Rest of Our Lives

George raises his beer mug in the air and says, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life having sex…

Monday, March 14, 202203/14/2022

Cream Cheese and Bagels

A young couple took their 3-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel…

Monday, March 7, 202203/07/2022

Emails from a Neighbor

A man walks into his office cubicle on a Monday morning. He checks his emails and sees one from his…

Monday, February 28, 202202/28/2022

The Mailman’s Last Day

Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along…

Monday, February 21, 202202/21/2022

The Bartender’s Wife

A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant, goes to the bartender, and asks, “How much for a beer?”…

Monday, February 14, 202202/14/2022

Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines

Is that Cupid’s arrow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Cards aren’t the only things…

Monday, February 7, 202202/07/2022

Washing Machine

A husband and wife decide to make a password for sex. They decide on ‘washing machine.’ Later in bed that…

Monday, January 31, 202201/31/2022

Shower

While talking to girl: “Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate…

Monday, January 24, 202201/24/2022

The Newspaper Ad

A woman posts an ad in the newspaper. Looking for man with these qualifications: won’t beat me up won’t run…

Monday, January 10, 202201/10/2022

The Dentist

Monica is at the dentist’s. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, and the dentist is intensively working.…