Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, February 28, 202202/28/2022

The Mailman’s Last Day

Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along…

Monday, February 21, 202202/21/2022

A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant, goes to the bartender, and asks, “How much for a beer?”…

Monday, February 14, 202202/14/2022

Is that Cupid’s arrow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Cards aren’t the only things…

Monday, February 7, 202202/07/2022

A husband and wife decide to make a password for sex. They decide on ‘washing machine.’ Later in bed that…

Monday, January 31, 202201/31/2022

While talking to girl: “Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate…

Monday, January 24, 202201/24/2022

A woman posts an ad in the newspaper. Looking for man with these qualifications: won’t beat me up won’t run…

Monday, January 10, 202201/10/2022

Monica is at the dentist’s. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, and the dentist is intensively working.…

Monday, January 3, 202201/03/2022

Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly, they see a naked woman, then one of the boys…

Monday, December 27, 202112/27/2021

Wife says to husband, “You make love like you decorate.” Husband replies, “What, very slow and professional?” “No,” she replies,…

Monday, December 20, 202112/20/2021

Why does Mrs. Claus always pray for a white Christmas? Cause she married to a guy who comes once a year.…