Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, February 7, 202202/07/2022
Washing Machine
A husband and wife decide to make a password for sex. They decide on ‘washing machine.’ Later in bed that…
Monday, January 31, 202201/31/2022
Shower
While talking to girl: “Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate…
Monday, January 24, 202201/24/2022
The Newspaper Ad
A woman posts an ad in the newspaper. Looking for man with these qualifications: won’t beat me up won’t run…
Monday, January 10, 202201/10/2022
The Dentist
Monica is at the dentist’s. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, and the dentist is intensively working.…
Monday, January 3, 202201/03/2022
Turned to Stone
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly, they see a naked woman, then one of the boys…
Monday, December 27, 202112/27/2021
Decorating
Wife says to husband, “You make love like you decorate.” Husband replies, “What, very slow and professional?” “No,” she replies,…
Monday, December 20, 202112/20/2021
Christmas Jokes
Why does Mrs. Claus always pray for a white Christmas? Cause she married to a guy who comes once a year.…
Monday, December 13, 202112/13/2021
Christmas Pick Up Lines
Celebrate Christmas with these pick up lines!
Monday, November 29, 202111/29/2021
Old Man at the Doctor
A little old man who’s hard of hearing goes to see the doctor.