Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, July 7, 202507/07/2025

Golf Course

A woman goes to the golf course manager and says, “I’ve been stung by a bee.” “Where?” asks the manager.…

Monday, June 30, 202506/30/2025

Hearing Aids

An old married couple are in church one Sunday when the woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just…

Monday, June 23, 202506/23/2025

A Bouquet of Flowers

A guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. “I suppose I’ll have to spread my legs…

Monday, June 16, 202506/16/2025

Dirty Joke of the Week

What does the horny toad say? Rub it. What does a robot do after a one-night stand? He nuts and…

Monday, May 19, 202505/19/2025

Ice Cream Shop

An elderly retiree wobbled into an ice cream shop and carefully, slowly climbed up onto a counter stool. He wheezed…

Monday, May 12, 202505/12/2025

Guy at the Bar

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at…

Monday, May 5, 202505/05/2025

The Panda

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night.…

Monday, April 28, 202504/28/2025

Bakers

Were your parents bakers? They should have been because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Monday, April 14, 202504/14/2025

Light & Hard

What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easier to fall asleep with a light on.

Monday, April 7, 202504/07/2025

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita you right now! Knock knock. Who’s there? Waiter. Waiter who? Just waiter…