Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, May 12, 202505/12/2025

Guy at the Bar

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at…

Monday, May 5, 202505/05/2025

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night.…

Monday, April 28, 202504/28/2025

Were your parents bakers? They should have been because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Monday, April 14, 202504/14/2025

What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easier to fall asleep with a light on.

Monday, April 7, 202504/07/2025

Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita you right now! Knock knock. Who’s there? Waiter. Waiter who? Just waiter…

Monday, March 31, 202503/31/2025

The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided…

Monday, March 24, 202503/24/2025

A man walks into a barber shop and looks at the barber. He says, “How long until I can get…

Monday, March 17, 202503/17/2025

Two old ladies are sitting at a bus stop smoking. It begins to rain, and one lady pulls out a…

Monday, March 10, 202503/10/2025

What did the vibrator say to the banana? “Why are you shaking me? She’s going to eat me!”

Monday, March 3, 202503/03/2025

What gets longer when pulled, inserts into a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt.