Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, July 7, 202507/07/2025
Golf Course
A woman goes to the golf course manager and says, “I’ve been stung by a bee.” “Where?” asks the manager.…
Monday, June 30, 202506/30/2025
Hearing Aids
An old married couple are in church one Sunday when the woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just…
Monday, June 23, 202506/23/2025
A Bouquet of Flowers
A guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. “I suppose I’ll have to spread my legs…
Monday, June 16, 202506/16/2025
Dirty Joke of the Week
What does the horny toad say? Rub it. What does a robot do after a one-night stand? He nuts and…
Monday, May 19, 202505/19/2025
Ice Cream Shop
An elderly retiree wobbled into an ice cream shop and carefully, slowly climbed up onto a counter stool. He wheezed…
Monday, May 12, 202505/12/2025
Guy at the Bar
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at…
Monday, May 5, 202505/05/2025
The Panda
A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night.…
Monday, April 28, 202504/28/2025
Bakers
Were your parents bakers? They should have been because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Monday, April 14, 202504/14/2025
Light & Hard
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easier to fall asleep with a light on.
Monday, April 7, 202504/07/2025
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita you right now! Knock knock. Who’s there? Waiter. Waiter who? Just waiter…