Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, July 28, 202507/28/2025

Bridge

How is playing the game Bridge similar to having sex? If you don’t have a good partner, you better have…

Monday, July 21, 202507/21/2025

A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator. A man gets in, and he’s pretty attractive, so they’re both…

Monday, July 14, 202507/14/2025

An old guy goes to the doctor for a check-up and brings his wife along because he is hard of…

Monday, July 7, 202507/07/2025

A woman goes to the golf course manager and says, “I’ve been stung by a bee.” “Where?” asks the manager.…

Monday, June 30, 202506/30/2025

An old married couple are in church one Sunday when the woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just…

Monday, June 23, 202506/23/2025

A guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. “I suppose I’ll have to spread my legs…

Monday, June 16, 202506/16/2025

What does the horny toad say? Rub it. What does a robot do after a one-night stand? He nuts and…

Monday, May 19, 202505/19/2025

An elderly retiree wobbled into an ice cream shop and carefully, slowly climbed up onto a counter stool. He wheezed…

Monday, May 12, 202505/12/2025

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at…

Monday, May 5, 202505/05/2025

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night.…