Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, August 9, 202108/09/2021
The Sandpaper
Pinocchio was fed up with the recent complaints from his wife. “Every time we make love, I get splinters.” So,…
Monday, August 2, 202108/02/2021
The Sign on the Door
Question: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Answer: Beat it. We’re closed.
Monday, July 26, 202107/26/2021
The Quickie
A man goes to a restaurant and is seated by an extremely hot waitress. When she asks him for his…
Monday, July 19, 202107/19/2021
Waiting at the Pharmacy
A beautiful blonde woman approaches a pharmacist and asks, “Do you have extra-large condoms?” The pharmacist replies, “Yes, aisle 11.”…
Monday, July 12, 202107/12/2021
The Actor’s Flower
A washed-up actor has lost his ability to remember lines.