Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, August 9, 202108/09/2021

The Sandpaper

Pinocchio was fed up with the recent complaints from his wife. “Every time we make love, I get splinters.” So,…

Monday, August 2, 202108/02/2021

The Sign on the Door

Question: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Answer: Beat it. We’re closed.

Monday, July 26, 202107/26/2021

The Quickie

A man goes to a restaurant and is seated by an extremely hot waitress. When she asks him for his…

Monday, July 19, 202107/19/2021

Waiting at the Pharmacy

A beautiful blonde woman approaches a pharmacist and asks, “Do you have extra-large condoms?” The pharmacist replies, “Yes, aisle 11.”…

Monday, July 12, 202107/12/2021

The Actor’s Flower

A washed-up actor has lost his ability to remember lines.

Monday, July 5, 202107/05/2021

The Cowboy’s Watch

A cowboy walks into a bar.

Monday, June 28, 202106/28/2021

The Pub Menu

What’s on the menu?

Monday, June 21, 202106/21/2021

The Mailman’s Last Day

The mailman is treated to some dessert.

Monday, June 14, 202106/14/2021

A Riddle

What am I?

Monday, June 7, 202106/07/2021

A Visit to the Doctor

A 70-year-old man goes to the Doctor’s office.