Dirty Joke of the Week
Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, March 31, 202503/31/2025
The Brakes
The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided…
Monday, March 24, 202503/24/2025
Haircuts
A man walks into a barber shop and looks at the barber. He says, “How long until I can get…
Monday, March 17, 202503/17/2025
Two Old Ladies
Two old ladies are sitting at a bus stop smoking. It begins to rain, and one lady pulls out a…
Monday, March 10, 202503/10/2025
Banana
What did the vibrator say to the banana? “Why are you shaking me? She’s going to eat me!”
Monday, March 3, 202503/03/2025
Dirty Joke of the Week | March 3
What gets longer when pulled, inserts into a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt.
Monday, February 24, 202502/24/2025
Train Roommates
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a…
Monday, February 17, 202502/17/2025
The Cellphone
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “My cellphone works everywhere except in my pants. Do you…
Monday, February 10, 202502/10/2025
Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines
“Are you a magnet? Because you’re doing a great job attracting me.” “Dinner first, or should we go straight to…
Monday, February 3, 202502/03/2025
Valentine Gift
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet to surprise his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. The jeweler…
Monday, January 27, 202501/27/2025
The Beach Genie
A man walking along the beach finds a lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and says, “I’ll…