Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, February 24, 202502/24/2025
Train Roommates
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a…
Monday, February 17, 202502/17/2025
The Cellphone
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “My cellphone works everywhere except in my pants. Do you…
Monday, February 10, 202502/10/2025
Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines
“Are you a magnet? Because you’re doing a great job attracting me.” “Dinner first, or should we go straight to…
Monday, February 3, 202502/03/2025
Valentine Gift
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet to surprise his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. The jeweler…
Monday, January 27, 202501/27/2025
The Beach Genie
A man walking along the beach finds a lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and says, “I’ll…
Monday, January 13, 202501/13/2025
Calling Off the Wedding
Submitted by Lyndsey S. A man tells his fiancée that he has to break off their marriage because he is…
Monday, January 6, 202501/06/2025
The Weatherman
A married couple is fast asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The groggy husband answers it, expecting the worst. After…
Monday, December 30, 202412/30/2024
New Year’s Eve Pick Up Lines
Want to ring in the New Year with a bang? Can I be your first mistake of the New Year?…
Monday, December 23, 202412/23/2024
Christmas Pick Up Lines
I’m like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up. Are you a lawyer? Because I…
Monday, December 16, 202412/16/2024
Santa, Stay With Me
Santa is putting presents by the tree when a lady catches him while she’s wearing her dressing gown. The lady…