Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, December 9, 202412/09/2024

Christmas Jokes

Why was the snowman smiling? He could see the snowblower coming down the street. Why is Santa always so jolly?…

Monday, December 2, 202412/02/2024

A rich man and a poor man are chatting. The poor man asks the rich man what he bought his…

Monday, November 25, 202411/25/2024

Thanksgiving pick-up lines: “I checked the meat thermometer… you’re officially one hot bird.” “There’s only one cavity I want to…

Monday, November 18, 202411/18/2024

“Talk about a huge breast!” “Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.” “It’s Cool Whip time!” If I don’t…

Monday, November 11, 202411/11/2024

A mother was in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mom, where do babies…

Monday, November 4, 202411/04/2024

What did one saggy boob say to the other? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts!”

Monday, October 28, 202410/28/2024

“I volunteer as your victim tonight because you’re dressed to kill.” “You must be the devil because it just got…

Monday, October 21, 202410/21/2024

Why do skeletons enjoy sex with dainty women? They like to bone a petite. What’s unique about sex with vampires?…

Monday, October 14, 202410/14/2024

Why don’t witches have babies? Their husbands have crystal balls. Why do witches hate hanging out with the headless horsemen?…

Monday, October 7, 202410/07/2024

I had a fight with my wife last Halloween. I yelled at her, “When you finally die, I’m getting you…