Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, February 10, 202502/10/2025

Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines

“Are you a magnet? Because you’re doing a great job attracting me.” “Dinner first, or should we go straight to…

Monday, February 3, 202502/03/2025

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet to surprise his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. The jeweler…

Monday, January 27, 202501/27/2025

A man walking along the beach finds a lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and says, “I’ll…

Monday, January 13, 202501/13/2025

Submitted by Lyndsey S. A man tells his fiancée that he has to break off their marriage because he is…

Monday, January 6, 202501/06/2025

A married couple is fast asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The groggy husband answers it, expecting the worst. After…

Monday, December 30, 202412/30/2024

Want to ring in the New Year with a bang? Can I be your first mistake of the New Year?…

Monday, December 23, 202412/23/2024

I’m like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up. Are you a lawyer? Because I…

Monday, December 16, 202412/16/2024

Santa is putting presents by the tree when a lady catches him while she’s wearing her dressing gown. The lady…

Monday, December 9, 202412/09/2024

Why was the snowman smiling? He could see the snowblower coming down the street. Why is Santa always so jolly?…

Monday, December 2, 202412/02/2024

A rich man and a poor man are chatting. The poor man asks the rich man what he bought his…