Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, November 4, 202411/04/2024

Nuts

What did one saggy boob say to the other? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts!”

Monday, October 28, 202410/28/2024

“I volunteer as your victim tonight because you’re dressed to kill.” “You must be the devil because it just got…

Monday, October 21, 202410/21/2024

Why do skeletons enjoy sex with dainty women? They like to bone a petite. What’s unique about sex with vampires?…

Monday, October 14, 202410/14/2024

Why don’t witches have babies? Their husbands have crystal balls. Why do witches hate hanging out with the headless horsemen?…

Monday, October 7, 202410/07/2024

I had a fight with my wife last Halloween. I yelled at her, “When you finally die, I’m getting you…

Monday, September 30, 202409/30/2024

A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, “I have some bad news for you. You really have…

Monday, September 23, 202409/23/2024

What’s the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and go in the other.

Monday, September 16, 202409/16/2024

Three old women are sitting on a park bench and a man in a trench coat comes to flash them.…

Monday, September 9, 202409/09/2024

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on…

Monday, August 26, 202408/26/2024

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, “I can’t believe I blew fifty bucks…