Dirty Joke of the Week
Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, November 25, 202411/25/2024
Thanksgiving Pick-Up Lines
Thanksgiving pick-up lines: “I checked the meat thermometer… you’re officially one hot bird.” “There’s only one cavity I want to…
Monday, November 18, 202411/18/2024
Out of Context Thanksgiving Comments
“Talk about a huge breast!” “Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.” “It’s Cool Whip time!” If I don’t…
Monday, November 11, 202411/11/2024
Jewelry
A mother was in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mom, where do babies…
Monday, November 4, 202411/04/2024
Nuts
What did one saggy boob say to the other? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts!”
Monday, October 28, 202410/28/2024
Halloween Pick Up Lines
“I volunteer as your victim tonight because you’re dressed to kill.” “You must be the devil because it just got…
Monday, October 21, 202410/21/2024
Halloween Jokes
Why do skeletons enjoy sex with dainty women? They like to bone a petite. What’s unique about sex with vampires?…
Monday, October 14, 202410/14/2024
Witches
Why don’t witches have babies? Their husbands have crystal balls. Why do witches hate hanging out with the headless horsemen?…
Monday, October 7, 202410/07/2024
Last Halloween
I had a fight with my wife last Halloween. I yelled at her, “When you finally die, I’m getting you…
Monday, September 30, 202409/30/2024
Doc’s Office
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, “I have some bad news for you. You really have…
Monday, September 23, 202409/23/2024
Come & Go
What’s the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and go in the other.
