Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, August 19, 202408/19/2024

Baseball Bat

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she…

Monday, August 12, 202408/12/2024

The Retired Couple

A retired couple that has been married for 50 years struggled to keep up the romance in their marriage after…

Monday, August 5, 202408/05/2024

Wendy

A man decided to tattoo his wife’s name on his penis. When hard, it reads “Wendy” on the side of…

Monday, July 29, 202407/29/2024

Dinner with the Parents

A young guy walks into a drugstore. He says to the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s…

Monday, July 22, 202407/22/2024

The Ones

A man asks his wife if he’s the only one she’s ever been with. She said, “Yes. The other guys…

Monday, July 15, 202407/15/2024

Under Arrest

A man gets home after work and finds his girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman.  She says, “You’re being arrested…

Monday, July 8, 202407/08/2024

Tears

What do you call a guy who whacks off while crying? A tear jerker! Submitted by Rob in Corning.

Monday, June 24, 202406/24/2024

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? “Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blow job!”…

Monday, June 17, 202406/17/2024

Rubik’s Cube

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it…

Monday, June 10, 202406/10/2024

Bonus Check

What’s the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.