Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, August 19, 202408/19/2024
Baseball Bat
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she…
Monday, August 12, 202408/12/2024
The Retired Couple
A retired couple that has been married for 50 years struggled to keep up the romance in their marriage after…
Monday, August 5, 202408/05/2024
Wendy
A man decided to tattoo his wife’s name on his penis. When hard, it reads “Wendy” on the side of…
Monday, July 29, 202407/29/2024
Dinner with the Parents
A young guy walks into a drugstore. He says to the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s…
Monday, July 22, 202407/22/2024
The Ones
A man asks his wife if he’s the only one she’s ever been with. She said, “Yes. The other guys…
Monday, July 15, 202407/15/2024
Under Arrest
A man gets home after work and finds his girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman. She says, “You’re being arrested…
Monday, July 8, 202407/08/2024
Tears
What do you call a guy who whacks off while crying? A tear jerker! Submitted by Rob in Corning.
Monday, June 24, 202406/24/2024
Hurricane
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? “Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blow job!”…
Monday, June 17, 202406/17/2024
Rubik’s Cube
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it…
Monday, June 10, 202406/10/2024
Bonus Check
What’s the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.