Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, September 16, 202409/16/2024

Trench Coat

Three old women are sitting on a park bench and a man in a trench coat comes to flash them.…

Monday, September 9, 202409/09/2024

Drugstore Break In

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on…

Monday, August 26, 202408/26/2024

Deer

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, “I can’t believe I blew fifty bucks…

Monday, August 19, 202408/19/2024

Baseball Bat

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she…

Monday, August 12, 202408/12/2024

The Retired Couple

A retired couple that has been married for 50 years struggled to keep up the romance in their marriage after…

Monday, August 5, 202408/05/2024

Wendy

A man decided to tattoo his wife’s name on his penis. When hard, it reads “Wendy” on the side of…

Monday, July 29, 202407/29/2024

Dinner with the Parents

A young guy walks into a drugstore. He says to the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s…

Monday, July 22, 202407/22/2024

The Ones

A man asks his wife if he’s the only one she’s ever been with. She said, “Yes. The other guys…

Monday, July 15, 202407/15/2024

Under Arrest

A man gets home after work and finds his girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman.  She says, “You’re being arrested…

Monday, July 8, 202407/08/2024

Tears

What do you call a guy who whacks off while crying? A tear jerker! Submitted by Rob in Corning.