Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, July 15, 202407/15/2024

Under Arrest

A man gets home after work and finds his girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman.  She says, “You’re being arrested…

Monday, July 8, 202407/08/2024

Tears

What do you call a guy who whacks off while crying? A tear jerker! Submitted by Rob in Corning.

Monday, June 24, 202406/24/2024

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? “Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blow job!”…

Monday, June 17, 202406/17/2024

Rubik’s Cube

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it…

Monday, June 10, 202406/10/2024

Bonus Check

What’s the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.

Monday, June 3, 202406/03/2024

Insect

A family’s driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying…

Monday, May 13, 202405/13/2024

Yogurt & Oysters

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you eat that stuff,…

Monday, May 6, 202405/06/2024

Vaigra

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on…

Monday, April 29, 202404/29/2024

Ski Trip

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In…

Monday, April 22, 202404/22/2024

Mashed Potatoes

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. the doctor gives her…