Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, April 15, 202404/15/2024

Three Phases

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”…

Monday, April 8, 202404/08/2024

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies…

Monday, April 1, 202404/01/2024

Why didn’t Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.

Monday, March 25, 202403/25/2024

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to…

Monday, March 18, 202403/18/2024

Two guys sneak into a farmer’s orchard and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with…

Monday, March 11, 202403/11/2024

A panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night.…

Monday, March 4, 202403/04/2024

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half…

Monday, February 26, 202402/26/2024

A little boy walks up to an old man with a roll of duct tape and says he’s headed to…

Monday, February 19, 202402/19/2024

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as the clients leave? “Thanks for coming!”

Monday, February 12, 202402/12/2024

My ideal body weight is yours on top of mine. Roses are red, violets are blue, and all my naughty…