Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, March 11, 202403/11/2024

Panda

A panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night.…

Monday, March 4, 202403/04/2024

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half…

Monday, February 26, 202402/26/2024

A little boy walks up to an old man with a roll of duct tape and says he’s headed to…

Monday, February 19, 202402/19/2024

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as the clients leave? “Thanks for coming!”

Monday, February 12, 202402/12/2024

My ideal body weight is yours on top of mine. Roses are red, violets are blue, and all my naughty…

Monday, February 5, 202402/05/2024

Roses are red Violets are blue My knickers get wet Just thinking of you You look handsome, you look sweet…

Monday, January 29, 202401/29/2024

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes,…

Monday, January 22, 202401/22/2024

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

Monday, January 8, 202401/08/2024

An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said,…

Monday, December 18, 202312/18/2023

Why does Santa’s crotch make noise? Because he has jingle bells. Why does Santa like MILFs? Because they still want…