Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, February 12, 202402/12/2024

Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines

My ideal body weight is yours on top of mine. Roses are red, violets are blue, and all my naughty…

Monday, February 5, 202402/05/2024

Roses are red Violets are blue My knickers get wet Just thinking of you You look handsome, you look sweet…

Monday, January 29, 202401/29/2024

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes,…

Monday, January 22, 202401/22/2024

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

Monday, January 8, 202401/08/2024

An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said,…

Monday, December 18, 202312/18/2023

Why does Santa’s crotch make noise? Because he has jingle bells. Why does Santa like MILFs? Because they still want…

Monday, December 11, 202312/11/2023

What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…” Why does Santa always…

Monday, December 4, 202312/04/2023

Johnny bought a real Christmas tree. The cashier asked, “Are you going to put that up yourself?” Johnny scowled and…

Monday, November 27, 202311/27/2023

A guy walks out of a restroom and a woman says, “Sir, your garage door is open.” The guy says,…

Friday, November 24, 202311/24/2023

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette, stretches, and says, “That was incredible!” …