Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, December 11, 202312/11/2023

Christmas Pick Up Lines

What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…” Why does Santa always…

Monday, December 4, 202312/04/2023

Johnny bought a real Christmas tree. The cashier asked, “Are you going to put that up yourself?” Johnny scowled and…

Monday, November 27, 202311/27/2023

A guy walks out of a restroom and a woman says, “Sir, your garage door is open.” The guy says,…

Friday, November 24, 202311/24/2023

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette, stretches, and says, “That was incredible!” …

Monday, November 20, 202311/20/2023

A man goes to his girlfriend’s parent’s house for Thanksgiving. He’s really nervous as this is his first time meeting…

Monday, November 6, 202311/06/2023

Two men are waiting to order at a restaurant. The waitress comes to the table and the first man orders. …

Monday, October 30, 202310/30/2023

Pick up lines to celebrate your Halloween: “Want to reach in my candy bag and pull out something sweet?” “I…

Monday, October 23, 202310/23/2023

A naked man broke into a church and set off on a foot chase. The police caught him by the…

Monday, October 16, 202310/16/2023

They say you can burn the same amount of calories having sex as you can running eight miles. Who the…

Monday, October 9, 202310/09/2023

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tear-jerker.