Dirty Joke of the Week
Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, January 22, 202401/22/2024
The Difference
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
Monday, January 8, 202401/08/2024
The Dentist
An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said,…
Monday, December 18, 202312/18/2023
Santa Jokes
Why does Santa’s crotch make noise? Because he has jingle bells. Why does Santa like MILFs? Because they still want…
Monday, December 11, 202312/11/2023
Christmas Pick Up Lines
What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…” Why does Santa always…
Monday, December 4, 202312/04/2023
Christmas Tree
Johnny bought a real Christmas tree. The cashier asked, “Are you going to put that up yourself?” Johnny scowled and…
Monday, November 27, 202311/27/2023
Big Harley
A guy walks out of a restroom and a woman says, “Sir, your garage door is open.” The guy says,…
Friday, November 24, 202311/24/2023
The Chicken and the Egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette, stretches, and says, “That was incredible!” …
Monday, November 20, 202311/20/2023
Thanksgiving Surprise
A man goes to his girlfriend’s parent’s house for Thanksgiving. He’s really nervous as this is his first time meeting…
Monday, November 6, 202311/06/2023
Quickie
Two men are waiting to order at a restaurant. The waitress comes to the table and the first man orders. …
Monday, October 30, 202310/30/2023
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Pick up lines to celebrate your Halloween: “Want to reach in my candy bag and pull out something sweet?” “I…
