Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, November 20, 202311/20/2023
Thanksgiving Surprise
A man goes to his girlfriend’s parent’s house for Thanksgiving. He’s really nervous as this is his first time meeting…
Monday, November 6, 202311/06/2023
Quickie
Two men are waiting to order at a restaurant. The waitress comes to the table and the first man orders. …
Monday, October 30, 202310/30/2023
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Pick up lines to celebrate your Halloween: “Want to reach in my candy bag and pull out something sweet?” “I…
Monday, October 23, 202310/23/2023
Police Chase
A naked man broke into a church and set off on a foot chase. The police caught him by the…
Monday, October 16, 202310/16/2023
8 Miles
They say you can burn the same amount of calories having sex as you can running eight miles. Who the…
Monday, October 9, 202310/09/2023
Crying
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tear-jerker.
Monday, October 2, 202310/02/2023
Eggs
What did the egg say to the boiling water? “Sorry, it’s going to take me a second to get hard,…
Monday, September 25, 202309/25/2023
Birth Control
A woman goes to the doctor and asks for a birth control prescription. “Okay,” The doctor says, “Are you sexually…
Monday, September 11, 202309/11/2023
Customer Complaints
A man boards a bus with six kids. When they are all settled in their seats, an old lady across…
Monday, August 28, 202308/28/2023
Salesman
A salesman knocks on a door and a kid answers. “Hi there, sport! Can I talk to your dad?” The…