Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, November 20, 202311/20/2023

Thanksgiving Surprise

A man goes to his girlfriend’s parent’s house for Thanksgiving. He’s really nervous as this is his first time meeting…

Monday, November 6, 202311/06/2023

Quickie

Two men are waiting to order at a restaurant. The waitress comes to the table and the first man orders.  …

Monday, October 30, 202310/30/2023

Halloween Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines to celebrate your Halloween: “Want to reach in my candy bag and pull out something sweet?” “I…

Monday, October 23, 202310/23/2023

Police Chase

A naked man broke into a church and set off on a foot chase.  The police caught him by the…

Monday, October 16, 202310/16/2023

8 Miles

They say you can burn the same amount of calories having sex as you can running eight miles.  Who the…

Monday, October 9, 202310/09/2023

Crying

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?  A tear-jerker. 

Monday, October 2, 202310/02/2023

Eggs

What did the egg say to the boiling water?  “Sorry, it’s going to take me a second to get hard,…

Monday, September 25, 202309/25/2023

Birth Control

A woman goes to the doctor and asks for a birth control prescription.  “Okay,” The doctor says, “Are you sexually…

Monday, September 11, 202309/11/2023

Customer Complaints

A man boards a bus with six kids. When they are all settled in their seats, an old lady across…

Monday, August 28, 202308/28/2023

Salesman

A salesman knocks on a door and a kid answers.  “Hi there, sport! Can I talk to your dad?” The…