Two men are waiting to order at a restaurant. The waitress comes to the table and the first man orders.  

“Good evening, I’d like a quickie, please.” 

The waitress looks shocked and angry. 

“Excuse me. I’m going to step away for a few minutes, and I expect an actual order when I return,” she says and storms off.  

After she leaves, the second man leans over to his friend and says,  “It’s pronounced quiche.”