Why does Santa’s crotch make noise?

Because he has jingle bells.

Why does Santa like MILFs?

Because they still want toys for Christmas.

How can you tell Santa had sex with his wife?

There are Claus marks on his back.

What does Santa say when he climaxes?

“Oh, oh, oh!”

Why does Mrs. Claus wish Santa was like a stocking?

Because stockings are hung.