Santa is putting presents by the tree when a lady catches him while she’s wearing her dressing gown. The lady is strangely turned on by Santa and wants to have sex with him.

“Santa, won’t you stay with me?” She asks alluringly.

Santa replies, “Ho, ho, ho. I’ve got presents to deliver, you know.”

The lady drops her dressing gown, revealing sexy lingerie, and asks again. “Oh, Santa, won’t you stay with me?”

Again, Santa responds, “Ho, ho, ho, I’ve got presents to deliver, you know.”

The lady goes for broke and strips naked, asking again. “Oh, Santa, please, stay the night with me.”

Santa stares and finally replies, “Hey, hey, hey, of course I can stay, I can’t get back up the chimney with my willy this way!”