Thanksgiving pick-up lines:

“I checked the meat thermometer… you’re officially one hot bird.”

“There’s only one cavity I want to stuff tonight.”

“Is that a turkey leg in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

“The dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.”

“I’d rather have you butter my biscuits.”

“Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year.”