A man goes to his girlfriend’s parent’s house for Thanksgiving. He’s really nervous as this is his first time meeting her family, and he’s not sure what to expect. In fact, he’s so nervous that it’s giving him gas.

While they are sitting there watching TV in the family room, it isn’t so bad because the football game is on and it’s loud. Plus, the parents’ big, old dog Harold is licking his balls and everyone can hear that. The man can sit there and fart on the couch without anyone hearing anything.

But then, everyone gets called into the dining room, and he still has really bad gas, though he relaxes a little when the dog moves under the table to continue licking his balls.

After a while, the man can’t hold it in anymore, and to his horror, the fart comes out with enough force to rattle the silverware. Nobody says anything for a moment before the mom yells, “HAROLD! Get out of there!”

The dog slowly comes out from under the table and goes back to the living room.

The guy is as amazed as everybody goes back to eating and talking, thinking the dog did it.

A little while later, he feels another fart coming, bigger than the first. He looks around and realizes the dog is back under the table licking his balls again, so he relaxes and lets the gas go. This one shakes the table so hard that some of the silverware falls off.

Everyone is quiet. Then, the mom again yells, “HAROLD! Get out of there!”

The dog obediently goes back to the living room. 20 minutes pass and they are able to start on dessert when he feels the mother of all farts trying to punch its way through his colon. He’s really stressed, but a quick glance confirms the dog is back under the table!

Feeling confident, he lets it free. It shakes the silverware. It shakes the table. It shakes the windows. Suddenly, everything is quiet, until the mom yells, “DAMMIT, HAROLD. Get out from under that table right now before he poops on you!”