A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant, goes to the bartender, and asks, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies “$1.”

The customer is completely amazed, orders a beer, then asks the bartender, “Well, then how much for a NY sirloin, with a side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?”  The Bartender replies, “$5.”

The guy, still amazed, then orders everything, and after he is done eating his meal, he says, “Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place.”

The bartender then says, “Oh well, he’s upstairs in his office with my wife.” The guy looks all confused, then asks, “What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?”

The bartender then says, “The same thing I’m doing to his business.”