One day, a horse and a chicken were playing, and the horse slipped and fell into a giant sinkhole. Try as she might, the chicken couldn’t pull the horse out of the sinkhole, and she thought her friend was a goner.

Then, the horse had an idea! “Chicken, I think the farmer left his keys in his truck. Go tie a piece of rope to the trailer hitch and throw me the other end. I’ll hold it in my teeth, and you can pull me out with the truck!”

The chicken did as she was told, and successfully pulled the horse out of the sinkhole. Life went on.

A few weeks later, they were playing in the same area, and this time, the chicken was the one to slip and fall into the giant sinkhole. The horse ran to get the farmer’s truck, but the farmer had taken it into town, so no dice. The horse raced back to the sinkhole, determined to spend whatever time the chicken had left with his friend.

When he got there, the chicken was just about submerged. The chicken screamed, “Horse, get me out of here!”

“I can’t, Chicken, the farmer took the truck into town, I don’t have anything to pull you out with!”

“Well, I was thinking about that. What you can do is stand over the sinkhole, I can grab onto your cock, and you can pull me out!”

“Well… I guess that could work.”

So the horse stood over the sinkhole, the chicken grabbed hold of his swinger, and the horse picked the chicken right up out of the sinkhole!

The moral of the story is: If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a sweet car to pick up chicks.