Submitted by Jerry from Des Moines
Two people in a park were screwing like crazy up in a tree branch. A police officer on patrol happened to see them.
He yelled at them to come down from that hidden tree branch. The cop needed a witness, and he spotted a poet on a park bench. He told the poet he needed him to be a witness.
In the courthouse, the judge asked the poet, “What did you see?”
The poet responded, “I saw them screwing.”
The annoyed judge said, “If you don’t rephrase your answer – I will give you their sentence. Do you understand? Now – I ask you again, what did you see them doing?”
The poet recited, “His pants were down; her butt was bare. His balls were dangling in the air. His you-know-what was you-know-where. If that ain’t screwing, you can give me the chair.”