Submitted by Mike from Madrid

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A guy walks into a bar with a monkey, sits down, and has a few drinks. Suddenly he notices the monkey has snuck away, and there is a loud commotion at the pool table…

“Hey, Mister, your monkey just ate our cue ball!”

The monkey runs back to the bar smiling, but the bartender is not. The guy apologizes, buys everyone a round, and takes the monkey home.

A week goes by, and the guy returns to the bar with his monkey, but this time, he has him on a leash! He sits down at the bar enjoying his drink when suddenly, the monkey jumps up on the bar, grabs a peanut, sticks it up his butt, then pulls it out and eats it.

The guy just shakes his head and explains to the bewildered bartender that ever since the cue ball incident, the monkey now checks everything for size before eating it.