A woman posts an ad in the newspaper.

Looking for man with these qualifications:

• won’t beat me up
• won’t run away
• is great in bed.

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms, so I won’t beat you up, and no legs, so I won’t run away.”

So the lady says, “What makes you think you are great in bed?”

Bob replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”