A boy and girl sit in a Catholic school. The girl falls asleep. 

The teacher asks the class, “Who created Earth?” 

The boy pokes the girl with the pencil, and she says, “God.” Then she falls back asleep. 

The teacher asks the class, “Who were the Holy family?” 

The boy pokes the girl with the pencil, and she says, “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph,” and then she falls back asleep. 

The teacher asks the class, “What did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus was born?” 

The boy pokes the girl with the pencil, and she yells, “If you poke me with that thing one more time, I’ll snap it in half!”