A man goes to a restaurant and is seated by an extremely hot waitress. When she asks him for his order, he replies, “I’ll have a quickie.” The waitress storms off angry.

After she regains composure, she comes back and asks him once again what he will have. He replies, “All I want is a quickie.” She can’t control herself this time, so she slaps him.

A man sitting near him leans over and whispers, “Sir, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”