Three ducks walk into a bar. The bartender comes up to the first duck and asks, “What’s your name, and how’s it going?”

The first duck says, “My name is Huey, and I’ve been having a great time slipping in and out of puddles all day. “

The bartender asks the same question to the second duck, who says, “My name is Dewey, and I’ve been having a great time slipping in and out of puddles all day. “

So the bartender goes to the third duck and says, “Let me guess, your name is Louie, and you’ve been having a great time slipping in and out of puddles all day?”

The third duck says, “No, my name is Puddles, and my day sucked!”