A bush ranger is roaming the outback on his horse and sees a snake in his path. Rather than kill the snake, as most people would, he got a stick and carefully moved it out of the way.

When it was set down, the snake looked at him and said, “Thank you, stranger, most people would not be so kind. I am a wizard cursed to live as a snake, and for sparing my life, I grant you three wishes.”

The bush ranger pondered for a moment before coming to a decision. “I wish for a face like Brad Pitt, a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and to be hung like this here horse I’m riding.”

The snake said,  “Go home and look in the mirror, your wishes shall be granted.”

The bush ranger thanked the snake and set off home, excited to see the results. Sure enough, when he looked in the mirror he saw a face like Brad Pitt and a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Excited, he stripped bare.