Two old ladies are sitting at a bus stop smoking. It begins to rain, and one lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off, and puts it over her cigarette so so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp.

The other lady thinks it’s a nifty trick and asks her what she put over her cigarette. The lady replies that it is a condom and she can buy it at a pharmacy. The lady thanks her and makes a note to pick one up when she gets her prescription filled that week.

A few days later, she enters the pharmacy, goes up to the young man working the counter, and says, “Young man, I would like to by a condom, please.”

The young man is taken aback and replies, “Good for you. No one has ever asked me for help with that before. What size do you need?”

The old woman pauses, then replies, “I need one that will fit a camel.”