Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet to surprise his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. The jeweler inquired, “Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?”

Roger thought for a moment, grinned, and then answered. “No. Engrave, ‘To my one and only love.'”

The jeweler smiled and said, “Yes, sir, how very romantic of you.”

Roger retorted with a glint in his eye. “Not romantic, just practical. That way, if we break up, I can use it again.”