Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines
“Are you a magnet? Because you’re doing a great job attracting me.”
“Dinner first, or should we go straight to dessert?”
“Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.”
“If I flip a coin, what are the chances of getting head?”
“The word of the day is ‘legs.’ Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.”
“Hey, babe, your bone structure is giving my bone structure.”
“Can I wear your thighs as earmuffs?”
“Aside from being extremely hot, what else do you do for a living?”
“If you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion.”
“Too me your keys, so I can drive you crazy.”