A man decided to tattoo his wife’s name on his penis. When hard, it reads “Wendy” on the side of his shaft. When soft, it only reads “Wy.”

On his honeymoon in Jamaica, he’s in the bathroom and notices the guy at the urinal next to him also has “Wy” tattooed on his penis.

He asks him if his wife is also named Wendy. The guy replies, “No, why do you ask?”

The husband explains his Wendy tattoo. The stranger laughs and then says, “When hard, mine reads, ‘Welcome to Jamcia, have a nice day.'”